Third HOBBIT Film Retitled 'HOLY CRAP, AREN'T WE DONE YET?'

Okay, that's not the actual title. Nor is it Bring Me More Gold, I Don't Have Enough Yet And If You Don't I'll Pad Out The Story Even More. No, the third Hobbit film has jettisoned the original There And Back Again title for the much more action-y Battle Of The Five Armies. And there you have it.