'The Warrior's Way' Ninja Costume Contest Winner!
...And we're all winners in the grand scheme of things. But reality is a harsh mistress and there can be only one winner of our The Warrior's Way Ninja Costume Contest. There were a lot that tickled us so. Quite a few of you are teachers and wanted to wear the costume to class. Keep up that desire to make education fun. A lot of you wanted to scare children. Children must know fear or else they'll take over the world. A few of you embraced the ninja spirit and wanted to sneak around guards and security. Fight the power people. After the break are some of the runner ups and our ultimate winner...
Donivan ArnoldThe first place I will wear my Red Ninja Costume is to bed with my wife. I will be the consummate Ninja (get it). Get in, get out, leave no trace. (She thinks I'm fast anyway so the costume will be for effect)."PIPER, VERNON W SSgt USAF AFSPC 83 NOS/SCNO"
All find entries indeed but there was one that clearly touched our hearts and made us laugh at the same time...Considering I work in the military and in order to get onto base I need to be in uniform and visible at all times, I plan on trying to wear it on base. Running around from building to building, until someone calls the cops and I have to show them my ID.Mark PoynterI am torn between going to New York and wearing it in the background of the Today show while staring at Kathy Lee, or wearing it to go through screening by TSA. Wait, I could do both. First for TSA on the flight up. I am sure that would earn me the "special" pat down, and ninjas are all about the "special" pat down my friend.Later I could wear it to the next Pirate convention in town. Show those pirates that ninjas beat pirates every time. Strangely it's the cowboys that ninjas have problems with.Brett SmithAbout one block from my house is a little shopping center. In said shopping center, there is a little Judo/Karate Dojo place. The walls are entirely glass so you can watch the ninjas in training do their thing. Of course, this means they can also see me. First, I knock on the wall to get their attention. Then I show them my supa fly ninjutsu moves (I have none.) After I have sufficiently amazed/revolted/stupefied those ninja trainees, I move on to the next stage of my plan. Subs. 16" subs to be exact. Yes, directly across from this glass dojo sits a sub shop also with glass walls and outdoor seating. I go in order myself a large coke and a 16" turkey, roast beef, ham, and cheese sub with not one, but two chocolate cookies. I eat them in front of the hungry ninjae (plural of ninja right?) When I finish my ninja-meal, I confidently stride into their dojo and challenge their toilet to a match to the death. It will be hard fought, but I have trained, and only one can survive.
Corey Danna
Corey is fighting the good fight, making any future dating life next to impossible for his daughter. My own grandfather would dress down to his boxers and white tank top, put on his galoshes, and make sure any of my mom's courters were promptly introduced to him when they came to call on her. Any father who is willing to dress up as a Jack Black character to embarrass his daughter clearly understands what his role as a father is and deserves a ninja costume.Since I have a history of doing things to embarrass my daughter (I once dressed as Nacho Libre to pick her up from school, she was in 5th grade who is now in 8th grade). I would wear the ninja costume to pick her up from school while (possibly) perched on the roof of the Explorer. Don't want to end up in jail, just see if she will get in the vehicle.
Congratulations Corey, you have won a Red Ninja Costume, 1 DVD of HERO, 1 DVD of NINJA ASSASSIN, 1 Mini The Warrior's Way poster and 1 The Warrior's Way door hanger.
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