"Alone In The Dark" Trailer and Website Are Up. DANG!

Oh sweet good lord, it seems that Mr. Uwe Boll is at it again and this time he's brought Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff - what, were Robert Downey Jr. and Eric Roberts not available - along for the plane crash disaster of a movie "Alone in the Dark". Boll continues his obsession with video game adaptations here with "Alone in the Dark" looking like a big old cross of Aliens, Pitch Black and Starship Troopers. But worse. I would rank it right up with the fine cinematic flavour of Ghosts of Mars.

So you want to marvel at the fact that Uwe continues to find work, well then step right up and follow the links. You can view the trailer here and then jump over to the website here (full of stills and downloads but no production notes - why?), but you might want to take a second between the two, pausing to remember if you could ever take Stephen Dorff or Christian Slater seriously. Deuces Wild? Windtalkers? Exactly.