SXSW 2013 Review: UNHUNG HERO Takes A Tiny Prick On A Global Trip

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SXSW 2013 Review: UNHUNG HERO Takes A Tiny Prick On A Global Trip
The premise of this Brain Spitz's new documentary, Unhung Hero, is enough to make any man cringe. When Patrick Moote proposes to his girlfriend at a basketball game and is very publicly rejected, the video of the event goes viral. However, even though having his shame shared with millions around the globe might seem devastating enough, it is the reason his ex gave that spurred on this film. Apparently, Patrick Moote's penis was just too damned small for her, and that was enough reason for her to end the relationship. This kick in his undersized crotch was enough to send Moote on a worldwide search for a solution to his problem, and along the way he finds more than a solution, he finds solace.

Even though his penis may be tiny, it definitely took some gargantuan balls to take on and star in a film on what having a small penis does to a man and what can be done to correct it. Perhaps the most endearing part of the film is that Moote, a comedian by trade, is unfailingly human, even when baring his soul to complete strangers on the street. There are a lot of "man on the street" styled impromptu interviews in the film, with Moote confronting strangers, largely women, and asking them basically, "would you have done this to me?" The answers are mostly sympathetic to him, however, you can tell that in several cases the women are either outwardly or inwardly giggling themselves to bits. Even with a man who has decided to make this movie about himself, one can only take so much ribbing about such a sensitive subject before thinking twice.

What is Moote's goal here? Well, ostensibly the film is about Patrick Moote finding himself and becoming comfortable with his own sexuality and overcoming his insecurities. However, the filmmakers have decided to take a sideways approach to the topic by couching this inward journey within a sillier journey for solutions to the problem. This part of the film, while frequently intentionally funny, drains the film of its emotional punch a bit too often. As interesting as it is to see what men in Thailand or Korea do to increase the size of their penises, or how squeamish it made me to watch Moote nearly subject himself to injections of unidentified serums into his genitals for the sake of another centimeter or so, I felt less satisfied by this than the more personal segments in which he questions not only his decision to make the movie, but also questioning what really mattered.

The point that the film comes to over and over again throughout its brief runtime is that it's not the size of the boat, it's the emotion of the ocean. It isn't the smaller than average penis that pushes women away, it's the man's irrational insecurity about the smaller than average penis that does the trick. Even though many of the women may snicker at him when he quizzes them about their own preferences, nearly all of them agree that what happened to him was wrong, and that size (while a bonus in some situations) is certainly far less important that men think it is. Moote's candor and humanity make this film a winner, in spite of the goofy Mondo styled world tour of penis enlargement ephemera.

Unhung Hero
may be unbalanced tonally -- but even if this is its major imperfection, it isn't a fatal one. There is enough genuine Moote in there to make it more than likeable, even when it veers off onto silly tangents. The fact that I came away thinking about the emotional journey of Patrick Moote rather than the physical journey is testament to the film's ability to make its point plain. This isn't the best documentary of the year, but it's one that's worth checking out.

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TruthMarch 9, 2013 3:27 PM

Ha! It matters. Men aren't attracted to fat women, women can't feel small pricks. End of story.

Jonah FalconMarch 9, 2013 4:53 PM

I enjoyed being in the film. Hope it does well.

Ard VijnMarch 10, 2013 5:33 PM

I needed a larger version of this poster for an article, and image-Googled for UNHUNG HERO.
Don't. Just... don't.

Truths_GirlfriendMarch 10, 2013 8:11 PM

I've got some bad news for you sweetie.....

vania adrystyMarch 14, 2013 2:39 AM

wow heroes who make hilarious

MeMarch 27, 2013 9:10 AM

Hahaha no woman can be married to a dick like you for a long time hahaha for no marriage is only about sex... hahaha ur a dick hahaha and what is fat? what is ur subjective conditional perception of fat? fat to u can be thin to someone else... hahah ur a dick again hahaha dick head... no without being sarcastic: u see one couldn't chose the size of the dick one was born with, it is what it is... however in ur case u could have chosen to live and a act with integrity and respect and u don't and that is the most unattractive thing to anyone. Ur a dick head by choice.

SAnthonyBApril 9, 2013 6:55 PM

Everyone has an opinion and I agree with all who replied back to 'Truth' you shallow pseudo-man!

SAnthonyBApril 12, 2013 2:13 PM

I am sure you did Jonah! I hope you don't judge men based on size.

SAnthonyBApril 18, 2013 1:32 PM

Is this movie available for purchase?