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Review: SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK Delivers A Solid Spook Show

I was a scared little kid. Traumatized by a viewing of Plan 9 From Outer Space at seven (I know, I know), I steered clear of anything horror related until well into my adolescence for fear of causing my psyche...

Big Game Spots: Tracking All The Spots, AVENGERS ENDGAME, CAPTAIN MARVEL And More...

If you would rather be anywhere than in front of the television watching the Big Game tonight but you still want to see all those famous 'Spots' that have become synonmous with the event then check in here. Some of...

Attention Hong Kong Readers! Win tickets to see PIRANHA 3DD!

Twice the Terror. Double the D's. So promises director John Gulager's follow-up to the ridiculous but rather enjoyable Piranha 3D from Alexandre Aja. This time out, the hungry school of prehistoric razortoothed killer fish descends upon a newly-opened water park,...

Review: PIRANHA 3DD Pumps Up The Tits, Still Falls Flat

When I heard that John Gulager of Feast had been hired to direct the sequel to Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3D, I was wary, but I thought, "Hey, I liked Feast, let's give this guy a chance!" Of course, my mistake...

Boobs, And Blood, And The Hoff, Oh My! It's the Red Band Trailer for PIRANHA 3DD

Giving you all the cheap thrills and spills a 13-year old boy could ask for -- and doing it with its tongue oh, so firmly planted in its cheek -- the red band trailer for John Gulager's suburban-set follow-up to...

John Gulager's PIRANHA 3DD Bouncy, Bloody New Trailer Online!

Our first glimpse at Piranha 3DD came a couple of months ago with a G4 exclusive 30 second teaser. I thought it looked pretty standard, but nowhere near as exciting as the first film.  Well, Dimension has cranked it up...

The Teaser For John Gulager's PIRANHA 3DD Is Here

And it kinda just looks like more of the same...I dunno, I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting, but this isn't it.  Piranha 3DD brings back several cast members from the first film, including Ving Rhames, who was presumed...