Have Yourself, A Luchagore Christmas!
As Christmas approaches Ol' St. Nick is making his list and checking it twice. And we all say, "Surely there are not enough naughty people in this World to fill out an entire book". But the World is a strange place these days and maybe the idea that Santa is filling up those pages too damned fast is not that far fetched. He needs more pages.
This is where Gigi Saul Guerrero and her outfit Luchagore Productions (El Gigante and Madre de Dios) step in and offer up their idea of what Santa might be doing about that. And it is very, very disturbing.
When the great bards John Fredrick Coots and Haven Gillespie first wrote the lyrics, "He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice" I bet they did not imagine that those on the naughty list would turn out like this.'Twas just weeks before Christmas, and for the fans who like fright,Luchagore Productions has created something for your delight.Most know Saint Nick as a jolly old man,But we tell a tale of his sadistic master plan.So gather 'round boys and girls, and watch if you dare,'Cause Santa's intentions are sure to be a scare!Merry Christmas from Luchagore Productions! Enjoy this little holiday special, as a thank-you for all your support over the years!
At the very least Santa will have a very profitable book binding business to run during the off season.