Palahniuk Reads FIGHT CLUB 4 KIDS

"My audience is growing older, and having children. And dying." 

So sayeth Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk and there is, of course, only one solution: Cater to the kids of the dying audience. Enter Fight Club 4 Kids, which you can witness Palahniuk reading below. Will this book ever actually be available in stores? Almost certainly no, but hell ... I'd buy it.