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It features arguably the greatest Jedi ever put on film. It also features what is clearly the greatest Sith Lord ever put on film. And it's got Natalie Portman for eye candy. And yet it's still horrible. And, in many eyes, it's about to become moreso:

The 3D version of Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace hits screens February 10th, 2012 with subsequent films in the series also being converted and released one per year every year following. I doubt enough people really care about this film to really gripe about this one but I expect the griping once the conversion process catches up to the original trilogy to reach epic levels. Ready? Go!