Charlotte Gainsbourg + Threesome + African Men = First Still From Lars Von Trier's NYMPHOMANIAC

Here is Charlotte Gainsbourg having a threesome with two African men. It is the first still for Lars von Trier's upcoming, two-part hardcore (in certain territories) opus, Nymphomaniac. No, it's not particularly subtle, and yes, von Trier is likely laughing about the fact that you are currently offended, provoked, turned on, confused or all of those things. And, just in case you thought the movie couldn't get anymore ridiculous, apparently the current cut is seven and a half hours long. Seriously. 

Quoth executive producer Peter Aalbæk Jensen to the Hollywood Reporter: "It's almost enough for three films, and it's all good. I don't know what we'll cut."

It'd be easy to get even more sarcastic about all this, except that, based on his last two movies, von Trier is totally on his game right now, and probably, Nymphomaniac will be amazing. Once again, the film concerns "a 50-year-old self-diagnosed nymphomaniac (Gainsbourg) looking back at her erotic life." Apparently, select footage is currently being screened for select buyers at the Berlin Film Festival, but for now, all we've got is this still, and a partial cast, including Stellan Skarsgard, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Uma Thurman and Willem Dafoe. Prepare yourselves.