Mark Wahlberg, Meet Foul-Mouthed Teddy Bear. It's The Red Band Trailer For TED.

If you are in the presence of children you may want to ask them to leave the room before watching the red-band trailer for Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's feature film directorial debut Ted. Should you fail to do so, you will be single handedly responsible for rendering their view point of their legions of cuddly stuffed toys permanently and irreparably dirty.

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted.  In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since.

Don't let the teddy bear fool you, this is a trailer that fully earns its red-band status. It's also quite funny in a way that refrains from ripping of The Simpsons, which is a first for MacFarlane. Check it out below.