Brooke Hogan And Corin Nemec Will Be Eaten By SAND SHARKS! First Trailer Online Now!

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Brooke Hogan And Corin Nemec Will Be Eaten By SAND SHARKS! First Trailer Online Now!
What could be more frightening than a shark swimming up to take a bite out of you in the ocean? How about one coming to get you on the beach? Watch out, there be Sand Sharks in those hills!

An underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean's surface unleashing a prehistoric predator.  On the sleepy island of White Sands, local teens drink and party beside a beach bonfire.  One of them wanders off after a pretty girl and disappears, leaving only a severed hand behind.  It appears it's been bitten and ripped off by a vicious animal.  This looks like a shark bite, but it's found well above the high tide line, it can't be a shark... Or can it?  Jimmy Green (Corin Nemec), prodigal party boy and son of the mayor, returns home to White Sands with a scheme to breathe some life into the dying economy (and clear his debt to a mobster) by throwing a huge spring break party: The Sandman Festival.  Jimmy runs into his ex, and now Deputy Sherriff, Brenda Young (Vanessa Lee Evigan).  She and her brother, the Sheriff, want to close the island beaches in fear of further shark attacks, which would ruin Jimmy's plans.  Brenda calls in an expert, shark scientist Dr. Sandy Powers (Brooke Hogan), as the attacks continue. Dr. Powers says it appears to be a sand shark, a beast which moves through the sand as if it was water.  A shark is electrocuted by accident, but it's soon discovered that this shark, though gigantic, was only a baby!  The festival continues and thousands of college kids arrive just as dozens of sand sharks make their presence known, attracted by the vibrations of the crowd and the PA system.  The most menacing beasts to ever rule the waters, now rule the sand; mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses their path.   It's a giant feeding frenzy and it's up to Brenda, Sandy, the Sherriff, and Jimmy to stop the carnage.
In case the fact that this movie revolves around sharks that swim through sand didn't tip you off to the fact that it's a relentless b-fest then I now take this opportunity to point out that it stars Brooke Hogan - daughter of WWE icon Hulk Hogan - as an expert shark scientist.

Many sand sharks bite many women in bikinis in the trailer below.

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More about Sand Shark 14, 2011 8:48 AM

"Dr. Sandy Powers" , , , :groans:

Still, this looks amazingly awful. Looks like I'll have to see it.

cuckooNovember 14, 2011 3:35 PM

It'd be nice if this movie got accidentally deleted before it's release.

glenn.verhoNovember 14, 2011 3:55 PM

The shark in the poster is actually a Sand Tiger Shark, very clever...