Doom Giveaway Winner Has Been Decided
I speak with my thoughts. Sit and behold.
I come to you from my pitiful existence, via my reptilian brain accompanied by my very small penis and squashed ego. I have emails offers to cure all those things I'd just like to add.
But who gets to win? If you need, Get a recap of the stories
You're probably just skipping ahead to get to the last paragraph to see what's typed.. well good for you... I'll indulge with the process regardless.
I would like to pick #3. Why? Because it made me laugh... BUT... I simply cannot. Awww crap... But 'why?' they say.. Well through the looking glass of my shattered ego, I still shant look over the heads of others and my concern lies with our almightyTodd and how cared for he is. And even with my small penis, and with my botched Wendy trip and my tight costume, no Todd worship. Admitting a large Todd-penis would have been something, albeit, perhaps admitting too much knowledge on your part. Laughter abounds as Todd lay unreferenced. So for Todd's sake, and Todd's sake alone, I can't choose 3. I'm just concerned about his safety. That and I bet Frodo had a big dick. On we go!
We're down to 1 and 2. Let's make it a deathmatch.. How fitting:
Story #1
VS
Story #2
Has a Mack reference
vs
Has
a Reptilian reference
Advantage
Has
a lot of Math
Has
a lot of syllables
Advantage
Suggests
I could have a shred of dignity
Suggests
I could be a pathalogical killer
Advantage
Likens
Todd to Christ
Likens
Todd to a Homosapien
Advantage
Contains
'leet' speak
Does
not contain 'leet' speak
Advantage
Assumes
I can read
Assumes
I can hump
Advantage
Admits
I have video game skill
Admits
half my brain works
Advantage
There you have it 2 wins. With reasons even. If you'll excuse me, I have to go make my penis bigger.