Mike Tyson! Steven Seagal! CHINA SALESMAN!

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Mike Tyson! Steven Seagal! CHINA SALESMAN!

What's this? A Chinese action film featuring the talents of former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson and human oddity Steven Seagal? You betcha! Tan Bing's China Salesman not only features the least action-y title for an action movie ever - about the only thing that could ever beat it would be a Jean Claude Van Damme / Brian Bosworth star vehicle titled Soft Pillow - hits Chinese screens this summer. The story appears to revolve around the increasing Chinese presence in continental Africa, where Chinese interests have been buying up massive infrastructure projects for some time now, with the added value of Tyson punching people and Seagal trying not to look fat.

Check out the first trailer below. I've gotta go write a script for Soft Pillow now ...

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YojimboApril 3, 2017 1:52 PM

"and Seagal trying not to look fat."
That would take some pretty nifty green screening and CGI combined.

wabaliciousApril 3, 2017 6:21 PM

Looks pretty action-packed. Seagal looks like he's been enjoying the craft services on set quite enthusiastically.

Wjr.April 3, 2017 7:53 PM

more Mike Tyson....more!

Mike LeederApril 3, 2017 10:01 PM

the sad thing is most of the Seagal VS Tyson fight is actually Tyson Vs British actor/stuntman Kevin Lee, as Seagal took a leave of absence and i think never returned
There's a bunch of movies coming up from China that are set in Africa and dealing with the Chinese involvement and situations they get into there, including of course WOLF WARRIOR 2

Todd BrownApril 3, 2017 10:17 PM

I wish I was surprised by this even a little bit.

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ManateeAdvocateApril 4, 2017 12:13 PM

Ooof. I think I'm going to wait for your review on this one Todd. Tyson was fine in Ip Man 3, but I don't know if I can take anymore of him.

Oh boy do I miss the Steven Seagal from days of yore. His first five films were/are so much fun.

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