Old Guys Can't Hardly Run Fast But Sly And Arnie Have An ESCAPE PLAN

Sylvester Stallone is an escape artist genius paid large sums of money to break out of prisons and expose their weaknesses for future refinement. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an old guy stuck in an escape proof jail. Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson appears to be some sort of techno whiz.

And now you know everything you need to know about the Mikael Hafstrom directed geriatric action film Escape Plan (previously known as The Tomb). It goes how you'd expect from the presence of those three, the presence of Sam Neill and Jim Caviezel in the cast seemingly cancelled out by Vinnie Jones and a clearly slumming it Vincent D'Onofrio.

The first trailer has arrived and lurks below for viewing pleasure or horror, depending on your perspective.