Rupesh Paul's KAMASUTRA 3D: First Teaser Bares Breasts And Intentions

Here we go again.

Last summer's big sexy adventure out of India was the disappointingly tepid Jism 2, starring Indo-Canadian porn star Sunny Leone. However, even she, at the mercy of the notoriously sheepish Indian censor board, was forced to keep her clothes on. Well, director Rupesh Paul is determined that no breast shall remain unbared in his new film, the first of a proposed trilogy (!), Kamasutra 3D.

Paul, the director of such "classics" as Saint Dracula 3D and My Mother's Laptop, has outlined ambitious plans to release a trio of Kamasutra films. While the first is merely in 3D, he insists that the next chapters will be in 4D and 5D, respectively, thus sating the need to increase the D's on skin flick sequels (think Piranha 3D & 3DD). Thankfully for us who might misunderstand his attempt to goose the international film market, Paul has released a director's statement clearly outlining his objectives for this project:

"Kamasutra is a valued text, as significant as the Gita or Ramayana, among the sacred texts of India. It is very pathetic to associate the name with porn every now and then'' ''Quite contrary to popular wisdom, Kamasutra was not written all alone by Vatsyayana, but by a range of authors, across centuries. Therefore, the script of 'Kamasutra 3D' has incorporated the configuration of this sacred text, through centuries and in various historical contexts''

"3D appears the best format to portray classic erotica, but it was hardly experimented till recently. It had remained as a tool to give the biggest jolt in horror movies. Nobody predicted that the Chinese stereoscopic porn would be a major hit. In fact, it out grossed 3D film Avatar. In the film, we are trying to give an extra dimension to the sexual positions described in the ancient treatise on the art of love."

"Yet, there wouldn't be any compromises made in the movie regarding creative nudity or boldness, to appease the moral police'

Well, there you have it.

The film will star Sherlyn Chopra, who is best known as the first Indian woman to pose for Playboy, though she has a few shitty films under her belt as well. Her greatest assets are on full display here, so be careful where you watch this thing, and she graciously remains silent throughout the one minute that this teaser runs. The director and producers have promised some big name "senior artists" will grace their film in order to give it some heft, however, all that they've managed so far is to secure Naseer, who is famous for playing villains with INSANE mustaches.

It is worth noting that even though the film wears its Indian origins and performers as a badge of honor, there is absolutely no chance of Kamasutra 3D getting any kind of commercial release in India in its intended form. Paul is aiming squarely at the international market with this film, and I'm having trouble seeing anything but novelty interest in this film going forward. Of course, that means I have to see it, but it may take me a little bit longer than usual. This ain't exactly Mira Nair.

Check out the NSFW teaser below.