Hello.Myname isErnestoDiazEspinoza,justfiveshortofTEQUILAswallow,and I'm thedirector ofthe stunning,beautiful, sexy, hot,crazy,funtoblowyour brain,andLATINXPLOITATIONmasterpieceof the genre,the now famousmovieesquicitaBRING ME THEHEADOFTHEMACHINEGUNWOMAN!!!
Imaginea movie based ona videogame likeGTAmixed withultraviolentlikewesternsofPeckinpah, addalmostnakedgirlwearinglatexonly smallautomatic pistols andsubmachine gunsandcover their bodies.Once you startyou cannotsee herglued tothe screen andstopto charmwithgallons of bloodandromanceto fireasa machine gunin the back ofyour brain!!
And mostshockingofall is thatthe movieishicotobecomebread.Without money,pure heart.Filmedin 15daysin the purest styleofmasterteachersED WOOD.One shotand that's it,hadto keep movingtoexistirathis tremendousfilm.By the way, I'm muchmoredrunkthan3 linesI wrotearrives.NotifI finishedbecause nowI'm even moredrunk thanwhatI just wroterecently.Damn!Ifeelasincredibleasit is to seeBRING ME THEHEADOFTHEMACHINEGUNWOMAN!Sientoquemy brainis going to explode,buthappy,after seeinga moviedrunkenlyexciting.I am 100%drunkalready.Thank you all,friends.See you soon.
[Throughout Fantastic Fest ScreenAnarchy will be presenting a series of drunken
reviews of films as penned by the film's own director. They are created
under the following rules. The director will be poured five shots of
alcohol, which they have fifteen minutes to drink. They then have half
an hour to write, in their own language, why their movie is the greatest
movie ever made. The answers will then be run through Google Translate
and posted as is.]