Finish this sentence: "On the 16th of December, I will..."
Possible answers include:
...see Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
...see Star Wars: The Force Awakens twice.
...see Star Wars: The Force Awakens three times.
...have already seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens because I live in Los Angeles and it premiered on the 14th.
...have already seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens, twice, because I live in Los Angeles.
...want to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens but cannot, as I live in Japan.
...want to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens but cannot, as I live in the United States but not near a sneak preview place like Los Angeles and it premieres on the 18th.
...will not see Star Wars: The Force Awakens because meh...
...will not see Star Wars: The Force Awakens because it's directed by Jar Jar Abrams.
...will not see Star Wars: The Force Awakens because it's Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
...will re-re-re-re-watch the original trilogy, and deny anything else labeled Star Wars exists.
...will try to illegally film and upload Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
...will try to illegally download Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
...will try to illegally download Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and be surprised and confused that the file only contains lesbian porn.
...hope everybody will keep the spoilers hidden until I see Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
...hope everybody will keep the spoilers hidden until I see Star Wars: The Force Awakens on legal download.
...hope everybody will keep the spoilers hidden until I see Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Blu-ray.
...hope everybody will keep the spoilers hidden until my Star Wars: The Force Awakens illegal download has finished.
...wait, what is so special about December 16th?!
Chime in, in the comments below, and HAVE YOUR SAY!!