The UFO cult members just happen to come across ScreenAnarchy founder and editor Todd Brown during a recent trip to Niagara Falls.
The nice ones. On the Canadian side of the border.
Todd might be in a delicate state, but I am sure that the lads have some comforting words of wisdom that once bestowed upon Todd will make him realize just how precious life is.
An average of 40 people go over the Falls each year. Surely Todd will not add to their number. Surely.