How RESOLUTION Will Help You Have Sex!

Andrew Mack, Editor, News; Toronto, Canada (@Mack_SAnarchy)

Though the home video release is still just under three months away on October 8th I think it wise that Resolution filmmakers Justin Benson and Aaron Moorehead, along with their leads Peter Cilella and Vinny Curran, let you know now that their movie increases your chances of experiencing carnal delights. 

Like myself, not everyone has someone at the ready to jump in the sack. We need all the help we can get. So, careful and meticulous planning is needed when we do get our desired companion in front of the TV to watch their horror film. If we let the movie do the talking for us, according to Justin and Aaron Resolution will help us have sex! And if you're like me, three months may be just enough time to pull this one off! 

Ha ha. Pull one off. 

Thanks guys! We'll let you know in three months if this works! 
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