First Poster For Lars Von Trier's NYMPHOMANIAC Gives New Meaning To The Word 'Teaser'

The first poster for Lars von Trier's erotic epic Nymphomaniac offers a slightly more tasteful and less provocative tease than the first still, though I still wouldn't go so far as to call it subtle. While the film won't be premiering at Cannes this year, its promotion campaign is kicking off and will apparently, "stretch over the next eight months, offering an extensive variety of materials unfolding the multifaceted universe of Nymphomaniac." Next up is probably the same poster design, except, you know: Ɛ≡=D.

Meanwhile, just in case you haven't looked at the entire cast list all together, it goes like this: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stellan Skarsgård along with Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Connie Nielsen, Mia Goth, Udo Kier, Jean-Marc Barr, Caroline Goodall, Kate Ashfield, Saskia Reeves, Sophie Kennedy Clark, Hugo Speer, Felicity Gilbert, Michaël Pas, Jesper Christensen, Jens Albinus, Nicolas Bro, Cyron Melville, Shanti Roney, Omar Shargawi, Tania Carlin, Severin von Hoensbroech, Peter Gilbert Cotton and many more. Though, given that last we heard, the film was still seven and a half hours long, it's anyone's guess who will actually make the final cut.

Update: Oh dear. Look what the poster does when you scroll down on the official website.