They had me at Jean. Dreamworks announced this week that The Muscles from Brussels, JCVD, Jean Claude Van Damme has joined the voice cast of Kung Fu Panda: Kaboom of Doom. Also in the announcement Michelle Yeoh [sigh] and Victor Garber. But Jean Claude Van DAMN!!! Oh my.
He'll voice the character of Master Croc. Naturally. Michelle Yeoh will voice a character called The Soothsayer, who is a goat. Hardly becoming of a woman of her grace and beauty [sigh] and Garber will voice Thundering Rhino! And I have a name for Gary Oldman's character now. Lord Shen.
I ask the animators for only one thing. The splits. Master Croc must do the splits. Make a joke of it if you must but if JCVD is known for one thing it is the splits. Bloodsport. Cyborg. Timecop. The splits! That's all I ask.