I am a massive fan of George Romero's Creepshow. That film, a gruesome love letter to '50s EC Comics, had a perfect mix of gore, humor,
and skewed morality to slake my particular appetites, but I'd never bothered giving the sequel a chance. So, when Creepshow 2 was sent to
me for review from 88 Films I was a bit nervous. I know that no sequel or remake can evere replace my memories of the original film, but I still have a
special place in my heart for the original. I can safely say that I still love Creepshow, and while Creepshow 2 shows the
occasional flash of inspiration, it really doesn't put a patch on Romero's earlier effort, in spite of the fact that he wrote it.
Like the first film, Creepshow 2 is also a horror anthology, this time each story is introduced by The Creep, a crone played by FX wizard
Tom Savini under massive amounts of prosthetics. The three stories – Old Chief Wood'nhead, The Raft, and The Hitch-hiker – are
fairly bland, and apart from the first, have no real narrative to speak of. This is another film that a lot of my friends really enjoy, and many of them
attempted to convert me as I watched it, but I just don't see what they see. Perhaps age has jaded me, or maybe my friends just have terrible taste. Who
knows? I do know that Creepshow 2 did not impress me one bit.
In terms of the three stories within the film, it is only the first, Chief Wood'nhead, that even attempted anything like a true narrative, and for
that I'll give it kudos. The tale of an old wooden Indian chief that comes to life to avenge his owner is definitely the winner here. It goes on a bit too
long, but the FX are solid, the villains truly reprehensible, and the acting works the best out of the trio.
The Raft
is the story of a quartet of horny teens that get trapped by an evil toxic sludge in a lake. Literally nothing happens in this section of the film. The
teens make their way out to an anchored raft in the middle of the lake and get picked off one-by-one. It's dull, it has a shitty looking monster, and it
goes nowhere.
The final story, The Hitch-hiker, feels the most like a Creepshow story, however, it suffers from the curse of The Raft
in that the story goes nowhere and has no arc at all. It's just a single gag played over and over again for twenty minutes. There are no twists, no turns,
no surprises, and by the time it's over, I'm relieved.
Sorry fright fans, I just can't get behind this pale imitation of a sequel. If the stories had more humor, or even an attempt at a story, I would've been
happy to give this film a rave review. As it stands, it's just boring. Not even the Heavy Metal (film) style animated interludes could
save it for me, though they were a welcome distraction from the blandness of the main story.
The Disc:
I know that Creepshow 2 is available on US Blu-ray, but I haven't seen that disc to compare. 88 Films release looks and sounds quite
solid, so I'm not too worried about the HD restoration. There are two English language HD audio tracks and I tested both. The uncompressed LPCM Stereo
track sounds great, very clear with dialogue forward, however, the uncompressed LPCM 5.1 remix is pretty weak in comparison. I'd stick with the stereo
track.
The disc includes several great bonus features that are very likely better than the movie itself, and definitely make this the version to own when compared
to the bare-bones US release. There is a great interview with Savini where he talks about the film and what it was like to be behind the makeup rather than
the one applying it, there is also an interview with Romero explaining his involvement with the sequel. It's impossible to say if the film would've worked
better with Romero as director, but since he was the screenwriter, I imagine it'd still be pretty lousy. The last substantial extra is a reel featuring Tom
Savini's home videos from behind the scenes. It's a lot of fun to watch for a few minutes, but since it focuses largely on his experiences on set - which
were minimal – it does leave a bit to be desired.
If you're a fan of Creepshow 2, this is the Blu-ray you want. Hands down. Creepshow 2 is now available on Region B
Blu-ray from 88 Films.