Liam Neeson Will Smash Your Face With "12 Skills Of Christmas" In New TAK3N Trailer

Michele "Izzy" Galgana, Editor, U.S.; New England (@m_galgana)

I've covered Liam Neeson's wily antics before, but now I'm really excited. Just in time for Hanukkah and Christmas malaise, Fox has gifted us with the "12 Skills of Christmas." It's Bryan Mills in full glory breaking necks, hacking phones, stealing guns from cops, reloading guns, exploding buildings and Liam Neeson not giving a fuck about all the laws he breaks in his quest for revenge. Is Neeson our successor to Charles Bronson? Will Tak3n be a great popcorn movie and a fun excuse to see some asses get kicked? Head to the theater on January 9 to find out.

Here's the official synopsis:

Liam Neeson returns as ex-covert operative Bryan Mills, whose reconciliation with his ex-wife is tragically cut short when she is brutally murdered. Consumed with rage, and framed for the crime, he goes on the run to evade the relentless pursuit of the CIA, FBI and the police. For one last time, Mills must use his "particular set of skills," to track down the real killers, exact his unique brand of justice, and protect the only thing that matters to him now - his daughter.

What do you think? Will "The 12 Skills of Christmas" replace the earworm hell that is "The 12 Days of Christmas?" We live in a world in which a "film" like Transformers: Age of Extinction has Oscar aspirations. It ends here, damnit. Enjoy.
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