Flip van der Kuil Drunkenly Reviews Flip van der Kuil And Steffen Haars' BROS BEFORE HOS

Shit, the guy sitting next to me is now drained. I think he's an Italian or something. He has as much as I drank half a bottle of vodka, but he's really bad. His eyes closed. Vodka was really tasty. I do not drink vodka often, but it was really tasty. This was indeed the dullest room I've ever been in. Viewing the previous two days ago, was really fat. Everyone was really twofold. That was really fat. Not now. I do not know what to write now. Oja a review of my own film. Steffen is really a fag. He sits next to me and looks at me and try to direct me. He can get the cancer.

Bros before hos, what an oily film. Jokes and stuff. We asked the blonde chick that dildo shoots into Henry's face if she wanted to see her tits They said no.

Throughout Fantastic Fest ScreenAnarchy will be presenting a series of drunken reviews of films as penned by the film's own director. They are created under the following rules. The director will be poured five shots of alcohol, which they have fifteen minutes to drink. They then have half an hour to write, in their own language, why their movie is the greatest movie ever made. The results will then be run through Google Translate and posted as is.]