Oh, Conan, you big lug. You probably should've gotten Crom to put your new teaser trailer together rather than trying to do it yourself. Either that or gone and hired actual, competent marketing people to do it for you. Because, you know, while you may be good at smashing skulls selling a movie involves a slightly different skill set.
What's that? You did hire marketers to do this? Maybe you should've hired someone more competent to do the hiring first, then.
Jason Momoa stars in Marcus Nispel's reboot of the iconic fantasy character and, well, let's just say that the marketing campaign isn't going so well.