Oh, Paramount, I wanted to believe you were going to do better than this. I honestly did. But, you know, when you release a teaser for a horror film that declares nothing can prepare me for what's next, then what comes next had better be something more than a woman standing calmly in a doorway. Doing nothing.
Congratulations, Paramount marketing department. You have just created the least frightening horror movie trailer of all time. Sorry to see you're following the Blair Witch template all the way through to the bad sequel.
Congratulations, Paramount marketing department. You have just created the least frightening horror movie trailer of all time. Sorry to see you're following the Blair Witch template all the way through to the bad sequel.