How does Uwe Boll keep making films? It's a mystery of the universe. Maybe it has something to do with karmic balance. To quote Nick at CHUD : "Of course, I'm biased. I've never seen a Uwe Boll film. I've also never covered my genitals in peanut butter and straddled the face of a lion."
Couldn't possibly sum things up better than that ... click here for the pain. Ben! Michael! Never do anything like this again!