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Attention Hong Kong Readers! Win tickets to see PIRANHA 3DD!

Twice the Terror. Double the D's. So promises director John Gulager's follow-up to the ridiculous but rather enjoyable Piranha 3D from Alexandre Aja. This time out, the hungry school of prehistoric razortoothed killer fish descends upon a newly-opened water park,...

Review: PIRANHA 3DD Pumps Up The Tits, Still Falls Flat

When I heard that John Gulager of Feast had been hired to direct the sequel to Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3D, I was wary, but I thought, "Hey, I liked Feast, let's give this guy a chance!" Of course, my mistake...

Boobs, And Blood, And The Hoff, Oh My! It's the Red Band Trailer for PIRANHA 3DD

Giving you all the cheap thrills and spills a 13-year old boy could ask for -- and doing it with its tongue oh, so firmly planted in its cheek -- the red band trailer for John Gulager's suburban-set follow-up to...

John Gulager's PIRANHA 3DD Bouncy, Bloody New Trailer Online!

Our first glimpse at Piranha 3DD came a couple of months ago with a G4 exclusive 30 second teaser. I thought it looked pretty standard, but nowhere near as exciting as the first film.  Well, Dimension has cranked it up...

The Teaser For John Gulager's PIRANHA 3DD Is Here

And it kinda just looks like more of the same...I dunno, I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting, but this isn't it.  Piranha 3DD brings back several cast members from the first film, including Ving Rhames, who was presumed...

PIRANHA 3D 2 Gets The Greenlight. Why Is A Film That Made Less Than Scott Pilgrim A Success?

To all those who say they don't care about box office and budgets, here's why they matter.Scott Pilgrim Versus The World opened to eleven million dollars and is widely being considered a failure despite being an absolutely fantastic film.Piranha 3D...

Have Your Say On PIRANHA 3D!

So, Alex Aja's hungry little fish are out there nibbling away on everything right now while I have been spending my day at home being parental with the boy. i.e. playing a lot of non-fish related video games. So you...

An Important Message For Your Consideration From The Cast Of PIRANHA 3D

Piranha 3D may not hit screens until next week but a good, well orchestrated Oscar campaign can never start early enough. So here we go. And yes, Jerry, you are a treasure....

And, Suddenly, I Actually Really Want To See PIRANHA 3D

All praise the wonders of stunt casting. Sure, most of the time it smacks of desperation and makes me want to run away screaming. Such as the casting of Eli Roth in Alex Aja's Piranha 3D. Bad move there, Alex....

Move Fast: Trailer For Aja's PIRANHA 3D Online.

Given that a) this is clearly a bootleg and therefore blurry, b) it lists an incorrect release date for the film, and c) everything not directly connected to piranha-induced carnage looks absolutely atrocious while most of the fishy stuff is...