Bang, Bang. Sofia Vergara's Wardrobe Dominates New MACHETE KILLS Poster.

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Bang, Bang. Sofia Vergara's Wardrobe Dominates New MACHETE KILLS Poster.
There's no denying one thing: Robert Rodriguez understands his audience. Or hge at least understands what audience he wants to attract. Case in point, the new character poster from Machete Kills featuring Sofia Vergara as Lady Desdemona.

Prepare for the epic return of Danny Trejo as the ultimate badass in Robert Rodriguez's highly anticipated MACHETE KILLS.  Recruited by the government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man, Machete must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Entertainment Weekly debuted this latest slice of insanity from the upcoming film starring Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Mel Gibson, Marko Zaror and Danny Trejo. I'm thinking Rodriguez may have watched some Iguchi films recently ...
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heatbagMarch 7, 2013 1:07 PM

So I guess you aim those things by sighting your target out of the corner of your eye and then starting straight at the thing you don't want to shoot.

mortis rexMarch 7, 2013 1:42 PM

Iff you can't take a joke; you're not serious... iff you take it serious; you are a joke.

Quote from Vondur... the best band in the world... seriously;)

MikeMarch 7, 2013 2:12 PM

I hadn't seen that Cuba Gooding, Jr. was going to be in it. Did that guy finally climb back out of family movie hell?