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[Throughout Fantastic Fest ScreenAnarchy will be presenting a series of drunken
reviews of films as penned by the film's own director. They are created
under the following rules. The director will be poured five shots of
alcohol, which they have fifteen minutes to drink. They then have half
an hour to write, in their own language, why their movie is the greatest
movie ever made. The answers will then be run through Google Translate
and posted as is.]