Sean Bean Stabbed In Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink.

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Sean Bean Stabbed In Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink.
Meet Sean Bean, Manly Man.

Whilst out for a drink with a former Playboy model (Manly Point #1) thirty years younger than he is (Manly Point #2), Bean called out a passerby who made lewd comments towards his lady friend (Manly Point #3), and was rewarded by later being punched in the eye and stabbed in the arm with broken glass (Manly Point #4). Bean then went back into the bar, refused an ambulance and ordered another drink (Manly Point #5). There are no reports of what happened to the other man.

This all actually happened this past Sunday night.

And the moral of the story is: Do Not Fuck With Sean Bean.
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SherylJune 14, 2011 12:20 PM

Great story.

Tom BradyJune 14, 2011 1:08 PM

Great Experience 14, 2011 2:39 PM

We shouldn't fuck with Sean Bean because we might punch him in the eye and stab him?

wongimationJune 14, 2011 2:45 PM

You shouldnt fuck with Sean Bean because you can punch and stab him and the only thing that registers is his scotch is empty.

redtillimdedJune 14, 2011 3:18 PM

surely moral is you shouldn`t fuck with a passerby !!!! or don`t hang out in Camden or don`t hang out with "glamour" Models ... I fell off a bike when i was a kid and got straight back on and rode home and didn`t tell me point !.....i bust me collar bone playing footie and got the bus home , went to school next point 3, failed O level Maths point 5....

Kat_BJune 14, 2011 4:09 PM

I so want to fuck with Sean Bean!

redtillimdedJune 14, 2011 4:37 PM

you wanna give him a black eye???? 14, 2011 6:45 PM

So... the aggressor got pwned by making Sean Bean drink some more?

PhilipJune 14, 2011 8:57 PM

Good Boy

PaulJune 15, 2011 7:15 AM

Also worth noting: after refusing an ambulance, Bean used the bar's first aid kit to patch himself up. And THEN had a drink.

And presumably, judging by the fact that we're referring to this as a "bar fight" they fought. And if Sean Bean won with a black eye and a stab wound, what d'you reckon happened to the other guy?

Ard VijnJune 15, 2011 9:12 AM

Manly man indeed, although I have no clue as to the truth behind this particular story.

Awesome though he and Viggo were in the "Lord of the Rings" films, I think the Aragorn role should have gone to Sean (and incidentally Viggo would have made a very good Boromir).

Greg RiveraJune 15, 2011 12:32 PM

YES, Ard! It would be great to see something where Sean Bean Saves The Day and Gets The Girl, and I believe he could have given us something special as Aragorn (though I will always love Viggo's portrayal). I would also like to watch a movie or tv series other than Ronin where Sean Bean does not die (though I have always liked to believe that his character in Ronin did die, off screen, of embarrassment).

I also feel that Max Von Sydow would have made for a far grander and more menacing Denethor.

rawskateJune 18, 2011 2:55 PM

you dont fuck with 006.

diamond.alex89August 14, 2011 5:08 PM

Try getting a model into the sack sans acting ability

Nicole 'Nico'November 16, 2011 2:52 PM

Manly Point #6 - he has a massive cock.