ScreenAnarchy Poll: The "Worst Horror Remake Ever"

When I say "horror remake," you say "yuck," right? Probably, and in most cases I'd certainly agree. But if we have to muddle through five or six pieces of junk to discover and then savor David Cronenberg's The Fly, John Carpenter's The Thing, and (hell yeah) Chuck Russell's The Blob -- then that's a sacrifice the serious horror fan is prepared to make. It was during a typically geeky conversation with my pal Russell "Rusty" Gordon that a fun idea for a new "Weinberg's List" was born:

The "Worst Horror Remake Ever" Poll.

The goal of this project is to: A) give the Internet one central master list of all the American horror remakes imaginable, B) ascertain (through the combined power of ScreenAnarchy & Twitter) which horror remakes are the absolute lamest, and C) argue, whine, and opine about horror remakes to anyone who'll listen.

So in the comments section below, we ask that you give us your FIVE WORST choices from the following list. If "Rusty" and I left out any key remakes, let us know that as well -- although do keep in mind that we used 1998 as our "modern era" starting point, which is why you also won't find movies like The Fly, The Thing, and The Blob down there: they're too old! (But for the sake of keeping a true "master list" once this poll is done with, feel free to offer any horror remake suggestions you like.)

So there: brace yourself for general awfulness, scan the list below, and offer your FIVE WORST votes below. And then go tweet about this article to any horror geeks you know. (Thanks!)

13 Ghosts (2001)
2001 Maniacs (2005)
Amityville Horror, The (2005)
And Soon the Darkness (2010)
April Fools Day (2008)
Black Christmas (2006) *
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) *
Carnival of Souls (1998)
Crazies, The (2010)
Dark Water (2005)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Day of the Dead (2008)
Don't Look Up (2009) *
Echo, The (2008) *
Experiment, The (2010)
Eye, The (2008)
Fog, The (2005)
Friday the 13th (2009)
Funny Games (2007)
Grudge, The (2004)
Halloween (2007) *
Haunting, The (1999)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Hitcher, The (2007)
House of Wax (2005)
House on Haunted Hill, The (1999)
I Am Legend (2007)
I Spit on your Grave (2010)
It's Alive (2008)
Last House on the Left, The (2009)
Let Me In (2010)
Mirrors (2008)
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Nature's Grave (2008)
Night of the Demons (2009)
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) *
Nightmare on Elm Street, A (2010)
Omen, The (2006)
One Missed Call (2008)
Piranha (2010)
Prom Night (2008)
Psycho (1998)
Pulse (2006)
Quarantine (2008)
Ring, The (2003)
Shutter (2008)
Sisters (2006)
Sorority Row (2009)
Stepfather, The (2009)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Toolbox Murders, The (2003)
Uninvited, The (2009)
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Willard (2003) *
Wizard of Gore, The (2007)
Wolfman, The (2010)

* Added. Thanks to our commenters.