Today Is A Day That Needs Some Billy Zane.

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Today Is A Day That Needs Some Billy Zane.
What can I say ... sometimes I just need a bit of Billy Zane to brighten my day. And when those days come the Billy I turn to is the ridiculously bored Billy who doesn't give a damn AT ALL if people can tell he's mailing in his performance in Journey to Promethea. Yeah, I've run this a couple times before. It's still awesome. Give him any trouble and you will die this very day.
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Agent WaxNovember 2, 2009 12:23 AM

This is an old movie, right? 80s?

Todd BrownNovember 2, 2009 12:33 AM

Oh, no. This is brand new. Written / directed / produced by Dan Garcia, a man who somehow has 21 production credits plus five directorial efforts, all of which (the directorial ones, I mean) he made in 2009 and all of which are currently listed in post production. I'm totally looking more of these up tomorrow ...

Agent WaxNovember 2, 2009 1:08 AM

From the looks of things he might well have done the special effects by himself as well...

Dan SacharNovember 2, 2009 1:59 AM

And from the sound of it, probably he's the composer too.
Classic.

XNovember 2, 2009 5:16 AM

Billy Zane stars in... "Kill Him, What is so Hard About That"

That's the better title as well, likely.

Todd BrownNovember 2, 2009 7:39 AM

Yeah, the delivery on that line makes me laugh way too hard. On all of Billy's lines, really.

abjectnuttinessNovember 2, 2009 8:18 AM

It's amazing that Zane is becoming so synonymous with bad movies now. It's almost as if he's an essential ingredient for making one. Wouldn't it be something if, 5 years from now, he pulled a "Mickey Rourke", and was up for an Oscar? :)

shonokinNovember 2, 2009 4:06 PM

Well....
um...

On the bright side, it make Ewe Bowells' movies actually look "good" in comparison.

MetrogenicNovember 2, 2009 5:01 PM

Dan Garcia: "This looks great, but let's replace the swords with lightsabers."
SFX Department: "Uh, they wouldn't have had lightsabers back in the middle ages."
DG: "No, seriously, lightsabers. Have you seen Star Wars? That's what made the film."
SFX: "I'm pretty sure we don't own the trademark on lightsabers anyway."
Billy Zane: "LIGHTSABERS! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?"
SFX: "Yes sir."

Agent WaxNovember 2, 2009 10:44 PM

This is Zane's punishment for taking Kelly Brook away from me...

zen99November 13, 2009 10:05 PM

No comment (nuthin' hard about that.)

DirtyRobotMay 5, 2010 11:05 AM

Oh Billy Zane how I love you! This screams for a double bill with IN THE NAME OF THE KING... Reynolds VS Zane!

lashawn.henryMay 7, 2010 10:39 AM

Hey, Billy Zane has to eat.